![]() ![]() This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays.Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday.Once again its Friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week.Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th." Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? Prom.Friday and Monday are twins, but Friday is the twin that likes to party and is always down to bone.I want to exchange it for another Friday. If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday.Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday.Monday: forearms Wednesday: forearms Friday: forearms Sunday: forearms -Popeye's gym schedule.Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down. Friday Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe.I just got a DM from a guy who said he was a Day Trader.Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday? payday vs prayday.You heard about the concert last friday? Heard it was hardcore.Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.i don't usually brag about my friday night plans but i'm at a party with seven dogs so.By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma.Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.Summer was especially good this year in Canada.My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday.Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon.If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!.I now determine the days of the week based on Twitter.Did you know that six days a week T.G.I.Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you. ![]()
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